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My name is Ted. I am an award-winning copywriter at AKQA San Francisco. Once upon a time, I worked in production. I got a chance to meet all sorts of people, from Peter Berg (he probably doesn’t remember me) to a photo assistant that refused to eat pre-sliced fruit.

The sandbags were heavy. But, after enough hard work, I would be the guy that tells other people to move sandbags. I started to wonder if there could be more to the world than sandbags. No, everything is about sandbags. But maybe I didn’t have to carry sandbags. Maybe I could sell sandbags.

I shared the idea with my boss. He said I should probably take some advertising classes but couldn’t really talk because the talent got sick from pre-sliced fruit. At that moment, I saw my future in the world of advertising.

When not thinking at sandbags, you can find me running up hills while listening to the type of music that will become my arch-nemesis by the time I retire.

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Future Lions Winner 2022 (The Tank)

D&AD New Blood Awards 2022 // Wood Pencil (You Should Read a Book)

D&AD New Blood: The Portfolios Winner 2022